The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Credit cards - Due unto others what my wife gets a charge out of.
Sandwich spread - What you get from eating between meals.
Career girl - One who'd rather bring home the bacon than fry it.
Inflation - Something that cost $10 to buy a few years ago and now costs $20 to repair.
Jaywalking - An exercise that brings on that run-down feeling.
Procrastinator - Man with a wait problem.
Credit card - The sweet buy-and-buy.
Husband - A fellow who believes that his wife's constant chattering is just one of life's little earitations.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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