The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
I COULD HAVE BEEN.....
...a parachutist, but nothing ever open up.
...a truck driver, but I just couldn't go that route.
...a bank robber, but I got alarmed.
...an author, but it just wasn't write for me.
...a trapeze artist, but I couldn't get the hang of it.
...a violinist, but I was too high-strung.
...a professional bowler, but it wasn't up my alley.
...a magician, but the urge suddenly vanished.
...a librarian, but I shelved that idea.
...a plumber, but that was just a pipe dream.
...a window-washer, but I was all washed up.
...a policeman, but I suddenly copped out.
...an elevator operator, but I felt the job has too many ups and downs.
...a butcher, but I couldn't make ends meet.
* Origin: Technology Transfer - Luseland, Sk. (306) 372-4903 (1:140/62)
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