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CALENDAR FOR A RUSH JOB
| NEG. | FRI. | FRI. | THU. | WED. | TUE. | MON.
|
| 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2
|
| 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 9
|
| 23 | 22 | 21 | 20 | 19 | 18 | 17
|
| 31 | 30 | 29 | 28 | 27 | 26 | 24
|
| 38 | 37 | 36 | 35 | 34 | 33 | 32 |
1. Every job is in a rush, everyone wants his job yesterday. With this calendar a customer can order his work on the 7th and have it delivered on the 4th.
2. All customers want their jobs on Friday, so there are two Fridays in every week.
3. There are seven days at the end of the month for those end-of-the-month jobs.
4. There will be no first-of-the-month bills to be paid as there isn't any 1st. The 10th and 25th have also been omitted in case you have been asked to pay them on one of these days.
5. There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. No time-and-and-a-half or double time to pay.
6. There's a new day each week called Negotiation Day.
Originally From: HERBY H”NIGSPERGER
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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