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Subj : Dealing With Failure
Well Exams are comming so here is a litte guide to help you deal with failure.
1. Tell them you got 100% Neglect to mention that 100 is the sum of your marks in all your courses.
2. Claim that your school is trying a new innovative marking scheme and that eveything is out of 50 not 100.
3. If you score between 3 and 4% claim it's your G.P.A.
4. Announce your failure in front of guests. (Although this doesn't deny the failure, it delays the confrontation.)
5. Invite a friend over who did worse than you when you announce it.
6. Start doing crack promise to quit if they forget the exam thing.
7. Blame it on genetics.
8. Ask to see your parents transcripts. (aviod if they have a P.H.D)
9. Announce that you're pregnant/got someone pregnant. Then just say "Just kidding, I only failed an exam."
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