The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
You know you're a redneck if you have a house that is mobile and five cars that aren't!
You know you're a redneck if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car!
You might be a redneck if:
You have ever rolled a riding lawnmover
Your riding lawnmower is 4 wheel drive
Truckers ask your wife to watch her language
... If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
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