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ROADKILL CAFE
YOU KILL IT..............WE GRILL IT!
Meals Under Wheels
Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals
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Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!
ENTREES
Center Line Bovine............................4.95
Taste real good, straight from the hood.
The Chicken...................................3.95
That didn't cross the road.
Flat Cat......................................2.95
Served as a single...or in a stack.
A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(Still in the Hide)
Chunk of Skunk.................................1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
Rigor Mortise Tortoise.........................6.75
Bag N Gag
Our daily take-out lunch special
- Anything Dead in Bread -
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YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!
Slab of Lab....................................2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
Round of Hound.................................4.25
GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is....
YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!
LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
Smear of Deer..................................4.95
Awesome Possum.................................1.95
Cheap Sheep....................................0.43
Served fresh each night after dark.
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WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK
Snake Shake....................................1.25
Vanilla Armidilla..............................1.25
(strained or unstrained)
Armadillo Sasbarilla...........................1.25
TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESES GREAT DESERTS
Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
Road Toad Ala Mode.............................1.65
(chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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