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From : Paul Wankadia 3:640/772.3 Sun 24 Sep 95 10:44
Subj : OS airlines
Yes, and he's back again... :)
-= Operating System airlines of the world =-
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Air CanaDOS - everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on again, and so on.
KLMac - all the stewards, captains, baggage handlers and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Each time you ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just shut up.
Windows Airways - the airport terminal is nice and colourful with friendly stewards, easy access to the plane, an entirely uneventful takeoff, and then the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.
kwaNTas - everyone marches out onto the runway, says the password in unison, and forms the outline of an aeroplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing sound like they're flying.
Unix-flot - everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
But everyone knows that Unix machines are so user-UNfriendly that they throw things at you as you pass...
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None -- Bill Gates just declares darkness the new standard.
Q: The computer expert installed a brand new computer in his basement, connected all the peripherals, and slipped in a program, but the computer didn't run. Why?
A: It wasn't plugged in.
Q: The political candidate installed a computer in his campaign offices, but it didn't run EITHER. Why?
A: It didn't want to be elected.
Q: The 25 metre, 2000 kilogram, green, slimy monster with thousands of razor- sharp teeth, 300 claws, and a hundred tentacles put a computer in its cave, but that computer didn't run EITHER. Why?
A: It wasn't frightened.
Stay tuned... :)
Chow.
Junyer Hakker.
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