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From : Leech 1:397/6332 Tue 25 Jul 95 01:13
Subj : GREEN TOAD
Once upon a time, there was a yellow frog who SO wished to be green...So, he went to the fairy princess and begged her to turn him green...
Fairy Princess: ARRGGHH!! Ok, I suppose I could that, but that's it!
So, she wacked him over the head with her magic wand and POOF! he was green... The frog looked down, then cried out and looked back at the fairy princess...
FROG: But...But my dick is still yellow!
Fairy Princess: Sheez! Ya expect me to do everything? Go see the Wizard...
The frog quickly jumped off to find the Wizard's Tower....
Soon after, a pink elephant came up to the Fairy Princess....
Pink Elepahnt: OH! Fairy princess! I wanna be a GRAY elephant! Can you please change me to grey?
Fairy Princess: OK! FINE! THAT'S IT! THIS IS THE LAST FREEBIE!
So she wacked him over the head with her wand and POOF! the pink elephant was gray....The Elephant looked down, then cried out and looked at the Fairy Princess in shock...
Elephant: But....but....my dick is still PINK!! What am I gonna do?
Fairy Princess: Look, that's not my area. Go see the WIZARD!
Elephant: How do I find the Wizard?
Fairy Princess: Just follow the yellow-dicked-toad.....
LEECH
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