The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
NC>Various stories of stupid robbers.
My favourites:
A group of would-be safecrackers packed plastic explosives around the door of a safe, then ran wires outside to touch them off with a car battery. The wires weren't long enough. So they yanked the battery out of the car, hauled it inside, took shelter under a stairwell, and set off the explosives. That much was successful. The resulting blast blew out some walls and brought down the roof, but left the safe quite intact. Of course the explosion also caused some alarms to go off. So the robbers high-tailed it out of the place and jumped in the car to make their getaway, It didn't start ... the battery was back in the place they had just blown apart! So they ran off on foot to the ringleader's house. The police arrived, traced the car's licence plate, then showed up at the home of the person who owned the car and arrested the lot of them!
Another person decided to break up a high-roller poker game. So he walked in on the game with a shotgun. First he fired a shot into the ceiling to get their attention, then he aimed the gun at the dealer and ordered him to hand over all the money on the table. The dealer replied, "That's a single shot shotgun you've got there, buddy, and you just fired it!"
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