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CHAIN LETTER
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This letter has been sent around the world 8,000 times and even to Mars where they don't have people.
It originates from Abraham Lincoln himself. After receiving several nasty chain letters from the Rebs, Lincoln decided to one up them and sent out his own letter. "That'll show them," said Lincoln. 4 years later, the Union army won the war, although it had entirely nothing to do with this chain letter.
After receiving this letter, you must send 10 copies out or recieve the penalty: That being tied to an ice-cold flag pole naked and whipped with a wet noodle until you cry like a wuss.
-Send them to your friends, send them to your professors, hell, send them to people you don't know or like. Send them several copies. Send a few to the police. Send MONEY and send lots of it. Send it to Big D.
If you do choose to send the letters, you will receieve a suprise, some good luck, some cold, hard cash, and a big, wet smooch from Big D.
In 1961, Mary Fisher received the letter, but thought it was a nasty hoax.The next day, fate struck her as she got a nasty hang-nail. Ouch! Don't be so foolish.
Resident Assisstant Michael Jackson failed to send enough copies out. The next day, a fire extinguisher was mysteriously drilled to his door.
Huju Mumbata, of South High in Sri Lanka, scored a school record for his head shrinking team 5 days after mailing the letter. Said Mumbata, "I didn't think I could shrink 10 heads in one day, but coach told
me to go for it, so I did."
On a personal note, I failed to believe in the power of the letter, and the next day, my speaker fell out of the window. Don't follow my path.
Saul Jones, not believing in the message, threw it away. The next day, he died/However, his son found the crumpled up letter, and sent out the 10 copies.
Saul immediately came back from the dead! Tragically, his ex-wife intercepted the letters in transit, and Saul got hit by a truck 5 hours after he came back from the after-life.
Even famous people have tasted the power of the letter: Wrestler "Hulk" Hogan recently won the WWF title AGAIN, at the age of 68, by beating Rick Flair AGAIN. Hogan sent out the letters, while Flair did not.
PLEASE send these out within 96 hours or you might pay the consequences.
Big D
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Changes were last made on 12-30-2001
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