The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
An aggie goes into the feed store and tells the owner that he was starting a chicken farm and needs to buy about 500 baby chicks. The feed store owner sells the aggie the required number of chicks and wishes him luck.
Two weeks later the aggie buys another 500 baby chicks from the feed store.
Another two weeks goes buy and the aggie returns to the feed store for yet another 500 chicks. The feed store owner says "Boy your going to have one large chicken farm with 1500 chickens!!"
The aggie answers,
"Not really, I haven't had much luck. Not sure if I'm burying them too deep or just too close together."
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There is a Texas Aggie named George, who is, to be expected, not too bright. He really wants to graduate, but is just not quite making it. He begins to tell people about his problems, and the townspeople get together and put pressure on the University to let George graduate.
At the graduation ceremony, the President calls George to the podium, and asks people what should be done with him. The audience chants "Give George another chance. Give George another chance. Give George another chance."
The President says "OK George. I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, you can graduate. If not, you have to stay." He asks the audience what they think, and again they chant "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."
The President turns to George and says "OK, George. What is 2+3?" The audience is quiet as George ponders. After several minutes, he says, tentatively, "5?" To this the audience replies, "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."
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