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Intel Jokes
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INTEL INSIDE CAN'T DIVIDE!
Deodorants and Pentiums: When being close is all that counts.
Pentium processor finally calculates PI, the answer is 3!
But teacher! My Pentium said that the answer to 1+1 was 1.6746854!!
... I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
With the flaws or bug going on with Intel, ya know why they didn't call their last generation of cpu's the 586???
There was the 286,386,and the 486-when they added 100 to 486 they came up with 585.9799876000.........
Based on data recently returned from the Hubble Space Telescope, NASA scientists were surprised to learn that the Universe is four to eight billion years younger than some of the stars in our own galaxy!
At least, according to the calculations made on their Pentium computers...
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