The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
One day, a [Ethnic] realized his need for some firewood so he decided to buy a chainsaw. Arriving at the hardware store, the [Ethnic] carefully eyed the selection of chainsaws. The store clerk asked him if he needed some assistance.
"This chainsaw here'll cut ya 10 cords of wood before the blades need to be sharpened," said the store clerk.
The [Ethnic] was impressed and bought the chainsaw, then headed for home. A few days later he returned to the store complaining that he only managed to cut 4 cords of wood.
"That's odd," replied the clerk, "let's have a look." He pulled the starter chord, and the chainsaw roared to life.
"What the f**k is that noise?!?" exclaimed the [Ethnic].
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