The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
A man traveling out West drives out to a lookout over a canyon and finds another man standing on the top rail, apparently about to jump. He shouts
"Wait, Wait! Don't do it."
Without turning around, the other man replies "I can't take it anymore -I'm just going to end it."
"It can't be that bad. Why don't you tell me about it?"
He turns around. His face is a horrible caricature of a horse's face. "I can't live with the jokes, the ridicule, the little kids running away from me. I can't find a woman - its just too much."
"Wow. I have to admit its pretty bad. But I believe that there is a reason behind everything; that God tests us every day in some way and there is a reward in Heaven for those that suffer. Tell me, do you believe in God?"
"Yes, I do."
"Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too. What denomination?"
"Baptist."
"Me too! Northern, Southern, or American Congress?"
"Northern."
"Me too! This is really something. Tell me, Pentacostal, Reformed, or Fundamentalist?"
"Fundamentalist."
"Me too! Great Lakes or Plains congregation?"
"Great Lakes."
"Me too!! 1869 or 1912 Convention?"
"1912."
Points finger and shouts "Die, you sinner!"
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