The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
In the begining, there was nothing. And then God said, "Let there be light!" And there was still nothing, but at least now you could see it.
A stranger a had move to a small rural southern town and was somewhat curious about two Baptist Churches directly accross the street from each other. He stopped a long-term resident of the community and asked why there were two churches of the same denomination so close together. The old-timer replied, "Well, you see that church across the street, say 'There ain't no Hell,' and the church on
this side of the street says 'The Hell there ain't.'"
Q: Why couldn't Jesus work for Red Cross?
A: It's a non-prophet business.
3 buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
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