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From : Alexander Detschelt 1:129/179 Sun 27 Nov 94 14:47
Subj : No arms and legs
Hi everyone. I'm looking for a list of no arms and legs jokes. Also
can include animals (what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't
matter, he can't come to you anyway), that sort of thing.
Theres some of what I got. Anyone care to add to it?
You want them, you've got them. Here's the complete list!
Quadriplegics
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic waterskiing?
A: Skip!
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your doorstep?
A: Matt!
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on your wall?
A: Art!
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic swimming in a lake?
A: Bob!
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell!
Q: What do you call two quadriplegics hanging on your wall?
A: Curt -n- Rod
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in bed?
A: Dick
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in the mailbox?
A: Bill.
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic who gets caught in a meat grinder?
A: Chuck.
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic lying in a hole in the road?
A: Phil
Q: And what do you call the guy who put him there?
A: Doug
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic lying on a barbers floor?
A: Harry
Q: What do you call the same guy doing pushups?
A: LUCKY!
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic lying in a hot-tub?
A: Stu
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic lying in a meat counter?
A: Buck
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic lying in a mailbox?
A: Mel
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in a box with his arms and legs?
A: Kit
Q: What do you call a woman quadriplegic on the bottom of the ocean?
A: Sandy.
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic being run through a sawmill?
A: Chip
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on a stage?
A: Mike!
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your bar-b-que?
A: Frank.
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic on your bar-b-que?
A: Patty.
Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
A: Hop in.
Q: What do you say to a hitch-hiker with no legs?
A: Can I give you a lift?
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs up against a barn?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
Q: What do you call a prostitute with no legs?
A: A nightcrawler
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic in Alcatraz?
A: Rocky
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic under a car?
A: Jack
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic in the Christmas choir?
A: Carol
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic in the flowerbed?
A: Rose, Iris, Lily, Daisy, Petunia, or Violet
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic playing Volleyball?
A: Spike
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in the bathroom?
A: John
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on the edge of a mountain?
A: Cliff
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic at 12am on Jan. 1st?
A: Eve
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic in the summer?
A: June
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic at sunrise?
A: Dawn
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic at sunrise?
A: Don
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic who likes yellowish semi
precious stones?
A: Amber
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic with really big ears?
A: Bunny
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic with lots of freckles?
A: Dotty
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic in a pan of boiling water?
A: Blanche
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in a pasture?
A: Horace
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in the river near the bank?
A: Doc
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic up a chimney?
A: Smokey
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in Harlem?
A: Blacky
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic with lots of money?
A: Rich
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic who is just average?
A: Norm
Q: What do you call a girl quadriplegic in a truck?
A: Lori
Q: What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs who's trying to
stand up?
A: Consuelo
Q: What do you call a quadriplegic and no ears?
A: You don't... with no ears, how could he hear you?
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter since he can't come anyway!
Q: How is a dog with no legs like a cigarette?
A: You take him for a drag!
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