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DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES
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While pondering this amazing and enlightening revelation, I began to wonder, "Where is this massive quantity of Dark that the power companies have collected from us all these years? What do they want it for?" I stared at my monitor and realized it was nothing more than a cleaverly disguised Darksucker. Just another way to suck more dark and transmit it back to the local power company.
Then in a flash it hit me, they don't store it!! Every evening after the sun goes down, they slowly release what Dark they have collected back into the environment!
Now it all makes sense, the Dark that is released causes the massive darkening at night. (If released during the day the sun would suck it up and put them out of business.) This only causes us to turn on our Darksuckers and we unwittingly transmit the Dark back to them! All the while paying them for what we think is a service that they provide.
The power companies are making billions of dollars on this conspiricy. They often oversuck in their greed. Whitness the Dark coming from their smokestacks during the day. They keep their 'Fossil fuel plants' open for just this purpose. Companies from all over transmit their excess Dark to these plants to dissipate it without suspicion. The companies tried 'Nuclear power plants' in an effort to greatly compact Dark and store it for future use. The technology requird for this procedure eluded them and so they stopped building these plants, calling them "too expensive."
Today there once again is a push for Nuclear power plants. Have they solved their storage problem? What do they have in store for us in the future? Only time will tell...
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