The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
**KIRK'S 10 BEST PICKUP LINES***
10) "Do you come to this planet often?"
9) "You have the most eyes I've ever seen."
8) "Would you like to come up and see my dilithium crystals sometime?"
7) "Want to sit in the captain's chair? I can get you onto the bridge."
6) "What's the matter? Have a force field around you or something?"
5) "Didn't we meet at Pon farr seven years ago?"
4) "Is that a shuttlecraft in your bikini, or are you just glad to see me?"
3) "You really know how to activate my tractor beam!"
2) "What's a nice engery pattern like you doing in a quadrant like this?"
1) "Hey! Nice Tribbles!"
... The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Changes were last made on 12-30-2001
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