The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
How to upset a feminist (or just about any female):
"Well now you've got your University degree, I suppose you're going to look for a husband."
"I suppose if you take this job, you'll probably become pregnant."
"You play very well, for a woman."
"I beg your pardon ma'am, but is the head of the household home?"
"Don't feel bad, I even know men who don't understand it."
"A women stops becoming useful the moment her feet touch the bedroom floor."
"Some girls get so lovesick, they take the first pill that comes along"
"Anatomy is something everybody has, but it looks better on girls."
"Adam was lucky! He never had to listen to Eve talk about the other men she could have married!"
"You are quite bright aren't you? .. Nod if you understand me."
No offence meant - really! }:)
Anyone think of some others?
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Changes were last made on 12-30-2001
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