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Once upon a time there was this ethnic minority from another country, He/she was a scientist.
The experiment was testing the effects of amputation upon a frog.
The Dr. placed a frog on the table and yelled JUMP! The frog jumped 6 feet.
Next He/she amputated one front leg...placed the frog on the table and did the jump thing again...The frog jumped 4 feet.
Again another front leg was slashed from the frog, again the order was given, and the frog responded with a jump of 3 feet.
A back leg was removed and the frog jumped only 2 feet.
The other back leg was amputated...after several JUMP commands this journal entry was made..."FROG WITH 4 LEGS REMOVED WAS UNABLE TO HEAR THE COMMAND TO JUMP."
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