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From : Chris Arabatzis 3:633/267
Subj : toilet paper
This Indian man walks into this supermarket and ask the attendant what kind of toilet paper they have for sale. The attendant shows him three brands. The first brand is called kleenex and is worth $5.95 for two rolls the second brand is sorbent and is worth $4.50 for two rolls and the third brand is no name brand and is worth .95 cents for two rolls.
The indian asks what is no name toilet paper? The attendant explains that there is no brand name on the toilet paper. Well the indian buys the no name toilet paper and leaves. The next day he returns to the store and finds the attendant and says to him "I have found a name for your no name toilet" the attendant looked confused when he said that and asked him to explain. The indian said "You should call it John Wayne toilet paper!" the attendant said "Why John Wayne toilet paper?" And the indian said "Because It's rough, it's tough, and it takes no shit from no indian".
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