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What is a Computer Nerd?
A computer nerd powers on the computer, and while booting, runs through to the coffee pot and gets the coffee started. While the coffee is starting to brew, he runs back and begins the load of the editor/compiler/whatever. He then dashes back to the coffee pot and replaces the pot with his mug (you can recognize his mug, the glaze has been etched off the inside), and fidgets or hits a few more keys while the mug is filling with that first, high-impact slug. e probably drinks the entire thing before beginning work, because it's hard to edit a file before the screen comes into focus.
All in all, that first pot probably lasts an hour or until the end of the first edit session, whichever comes first. If the previous night was a late one, he may well munch on the grounds while brewing the second pot...
Later!
Barney
>> My cat is radioactive. She has 18 half-lives.
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