The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
February 23,1992
To : All Employees
From : Boss In General
RE : Special High Intensity Training program
In order to insure that this company will continue to produce the highest quality work possible it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in the area.
If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job please see your supervisor. You will be placed on top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.
All of our supervisors are particulary qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.
If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping to train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List for Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions address them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you.
Boss In General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
P.S. With the personalities some of you display around here you can easily become the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
Later!
Barney
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