The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
You know your a redneck....
IF you have more than five dogs living under your porch.
IF you can spit tobacco juice and talk at the same time.
IF the chain on your wallet is bigger than the chain on your dog.
IF your idea of a family outing is to got to Wal Mart.
IF you answer the question, "Whatchabeen doin'" with "Aw nuthin' much."
IF the trim on your car is duct tape.
IF the bathroom is located 75 feet behind the house.
IF you go to yardsales to decorate your home
IF you think deer crossing signs are directions to best hunting area.
IF you consider a saw and washboard to be musical instruments.
IF your folks sell used tires and concrete statues in the front yard.
IF you think the primary use of rebel flags is for curtains.
IF your black velvet paintings are considered your art collection.
IF your idea of a gourmet meal is soup beans and cornbread.
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Changes were last made on 12-30-2001
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