The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
From : Nancy Carson 1:363/1571
Subj : X-Mas Jokes
Subj: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
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A kid who doesn't believe Santa can get a million things in one
bag ought to look inside his mother's purse!
Subj: TIS THE SEASON
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The sounds of Christmas: Honking horns.
Claustrophobia: Fear of Santa.
What do Eskimos buy at Christmas time?
Christmas seals.
No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a
fruitcake for themselves.
Believe it or not, there are still some people who believe in
Santa Claus. Scientists call them Democrats.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
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