The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
"Sweet Molly Mazzo ... She wheeled her wheelbarrow, through streets
broad and narrow ... crying cockles and mussels, sweet Molly Mazzo."
And then sweet Molly Mazzo was sent to the office to see the vice
principal for cluttering up cyberspace with those silly "Hello from
..." messages when she should have been paying attention to her
studies and sending real jokes and/or puns.
Harry and Larry consulted with Mary
She's worth it and asked them to pay
She fixed their computer and worked as a tutor
Now Harry and Larry work for Mary.
Mary had a little LAN
Then she wanted more
First she bought a lot of RAM
Then part interest in a computer store.
Internet, Internet where have you been?
I tried to call London to chat with the Queen
I got routed through Saturn
And somewhere between
Now I'm talking to something that's eating my screen.
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Changes were last made on 12-30-2001
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