The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
... Dahmer uses teflon pans so guests don't stick around after dinner.
They finally rented out Jeffery Daumer's old apartment - it was expensive;
they wanted an arm and a leg.
Know what they found i the shower stall? "Head and Shoulders."
Jeffrey Dahmer's invited a couple of his friends over for dinner. In the middle of the meal, one of them turns to him and says, "you know, I really hate your neighbors."
And Jeffrey replies, "That's okay, you can just have the salad."
MENU FROM THE DAHMER CAFE:
French Fries
Swedidh Meatballs
Belgian Waffles
Baby Back Ribs
Liver and Onions
Rump Roast
Frankfurters (Frankfurt people! come on laugh, its funny!)
Hamburgers(People from Ham- oh, you get it.)
Spanish Rice
Chef Salad
....Try our fine French cuisine!
You heard they did an autopsy on Jeffrey Daumer?
They found Jimmy Hoffa...
* OLX 2.1 TD * John Deere won't stand behind its manure spreaders...
What did Jeff say before his fellow inmates beat him?
Don't mess with me, I used to eat guys like you for breakfast!
I heard that Jeffrey Dahmer did find Jail house religion before he died. Yes its true he vowed to only eat fisherman on fridays.
Thank goodnesss he had a will. It stated he wanted to rest like his victims in pieces.
I heard tell the jailers, when they found him, could only find head and shoulders.
JOKE: Did ya hear that Jeffrey Dahmer got his Christmas present early?
Yeah, sombody gave him "The CLUB!"
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer sing while he ate??
A: "My bologna has a first name....."
Q: Did you know Dahmer left a blender on his doorstep??
A: He wanted to greet all the boys with a handshake.
Dahmer could have gotten out on bail.......but it would have cost him an arm and a leg!
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