The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Klingons are tough! How tough are they?
Klingons are so tough they don't put bathrooms on thier spaceships--only enemas.
They're so tough, their mothers rock them to sleep with real rocks.
What's a winning Klingon poler hand?
Ace, deuce, three, four, seven--and a very, large blaster.
How many Klingons does it take to paint a starship?
500 plus a Romulan. 500 Klingons to fight over the honor and a Romulan to actually do the job.
How many Klingons does it take to hold up a shuttle?
20. But they have to be very, very strong.
How do you know when a Klingon's dead?
You're still alive aren't you?
Why do Klingons barbers charge five hundred credits a haircut?
You ever try to cut hair with a phasor in your stomach?
What do you call a nervous Klingon barber?
Dead.
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