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The story goes that Jose, an immigrant from Mexico, needed to get a job in the U.S. in order to keep his Visa (and his MasterCard :-)) valid. Upon looking through the Wanted ads one day he discovered an opening for a school bus driver in the Sesame Street School District. He applied for the job and got it the next week, but almost quit on the spot when he saw the bus he was to drive- it was bright orange with purple stripes and had eyelashes painted on the headlights.
When he complained, his boss merely said that he would not notice from inside the bus. Unable to escape such deep-seated logic, Jose decided to ignore the odd-looking bus. He couldn't ignore the weird- looking kids on the route, though- they appeared to be the results of several generations of unchecked inter-family breeding. At the first stop, three of them got on: one extremely unkempt and the other two EXTREMELY fat (for first graders even!).
"Hi," said the boy, "I'm Ross, this is my sister Patty, and this is my other sister Patty," indicating the two fat ones. "You can call them Patty, but since I go to a special school people call me Special Ross."
Jose could think of other less acceptable things to call Ross, but dismissed them on the grounds that he had better taste than that. He directed them to the back of the bus and drove on, knowing now why the job had been open to begin with. At the second stop a rather plain-looking boy got on and sat right behind Jose. This one appeared rather harmless, but still Jose was cautious. "I'm Steven," said the newcomer, "But since I'm so short people call me Little Stevie."
Jose was just beginning to be able to forget about the other kids when he noticed a foul odor coming from behind him. He turned around and saw Stevie picking bunions off his feet. (How callous!) Jose, now thoroughly disgusted, decided he didn't care how badly he wanted to stay in the U.S.- no job was worth this.
So, he parked the bus right there in the middle of the road and left it there. He stormed into the school a few minutes later and burst into the Principal's office, shouting: "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME? THE SO-CALLED CHILDREN ON THIS ROUTE ARE THE MOST UNSAVORY BEINGS I'VE EVER SEEN! HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME ASSOCIATE WITH THEM; IT'S UN-AMERICAN!"
To which the Principal calmly replied . . . Jose, can't you see? What could possibly be more All-American than Two Obese Pattys, Special Ross, Little Stevie Picking Bunions On A Sesame Street Bus?
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