The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
We've found that the following factors affect our model human IQ rating points by the following amounts:
Hours of Gilligan's Island watched -.02 / hour watched
Hours of Monty Python watched +.02 / hour watched
Thinks that Windows is "neat" -5
Casual SysOp -1
Intense SysOp +5
Went to Penn State -2
Went to Penn State under the influence of alcohol +4
Went to Carnegie-Mellon +5
Went to Carnegie-Mellon without a scholarship -5
Number of programming languages known = 1 +1
(if that language is BASIC) -10
Number of programming languages known > 1 +3 / language
Voted for William Clinton -10
Thinks Perot won debate with Gore -5
Trivial Pursuit playing +.01 / card memorized
Chess Playing (Elo rating above 1600) +5
(Elo rating above 2000) +10
(Elo rating above 2600) -10
Can name any 5 of the Seven Dwarves +2
Can name all 7 of the Seven Dwarves -3
Can think of something other than elephants when
told not to think about elephants +25
Number of pairs of shoes over 5 pairs -2 / pair over 5
Can name the 7 Deadly Sins +1
Number of Sins attempted/successfully completed +1 / each sin
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Changes were last made on 05-05-2002
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