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A computer operator in Vancouver had just plugged in what had been touted as the finest computer ever built. He turned it on and decided to test it.
He punched out a question on a computer card: Where is my father? and ran it though the machine. Moments later, the computer ejected the answer: Your father is fishing on Kootenay Lake.
But his father had died two years ago of a heart attack. Deciding he might not have worded the question properly, he punched out another question, a rewording of the original one: Where is the husband of my mother?
Within seconds, the machine spat out the answer:
The husband of your mother died two years ago. But your father just landed a four-pound trout.
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