The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
What if "Truth in Business" laws were applied to the aviation biz?
"In the case of loss of pressure in the cabin your blood will boil and your eyeballs might pop out of your head and swing and bounce on the optic nerves. You may very well be sucked out of a window, too. If we plummet to Earth and, somehow you miraculously survive the carnage, use either exits over the wings, provided your spine hasn't been crushed and you can still move and there are no sear- ing flames licking at your flesh. If we go down in the ocean, and you aren't eaten by sharks, use your seat cushion for a flotation device, provided it hasn't been shredded by razor sharp glass and metal. Enjoy your flight... and thank you for flying our airline."
* All, why women can't remember to put the toilet seat back up?
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