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This guy goes to the ball park and says "I have a friend who has leprosy who would like to see the game". The box office guy says "OK just sit way up by the scoreboard so no one can see him" THe guy takes his friend up by the scoreboard and there are a band of Hell's Angles sitting up there. He says to the Hell's Angles, "Hey my friend has leprosy and would like to watch the game...It's pretty gross, will it bother you?" The head Hell's Angle guy says, "Aw, heck no, we are the meanest, roughest toughest S.O.B's you will ever meet". So the guy and his friend sit down. About 20 minutes later the Hells' Angle guy a couple of rows up turns around and looks at them and starts puking and gagging really bad. The guy goes down and says to the Hells Angle "Hey, man, cut it out...You are making him feel bad, I warned you, why did you tell us it was ok?" The Hells Angel then said "Naw, man it ain't your friend, it's Killer sittin behind him, he keeps dippin nacho chips in his neck".
Isn't that the worst joke you ever heard in your life?
Gross
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