The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
From THE PROCRASTINATOR'S PERPETUAL PLANNER...
A procrastinator is never bothered by the little things that
plague the rest of us -- he always waits until they grow into big
things.
The Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done
thoroughly. -- Confucius
Some things have to be put off time and time again... before they
completely slip your mind.
If you're there before it's over, you're on time. -- James J.
Walker
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save
some of it for tomorrow. -- Don Herold
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- Charlie
McCarthy
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
hours. -- Jerome K. Jerome
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
-- Vincent T. Foss
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. --
Oscar Wilde
Anyone can do any amount of work... provided it isn't the work he
is supposed to be doing at that moment. -- Robert Benchley
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the
rest willing to let them. -- Robert Frost
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in
the morning you're on the job. -- Slappy White
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