The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Q: How do you keep a liberal out of office?
A: If we knew that there wouldn't be a 4 trillion dollar debt.
Q: What do you get if you cross a liberal and a monkey?
A: A low IQ monkey.
Q: Why does Ted Kennedy cry durring sex?
A: Mace.
Q: If a liberal and a femminest fell off a tall building at the same time who hits the ground first?
A: Who cares.
Q: How many congressman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Where not sure at this time, but if you look at page 103843 of the house appropations bill, you will see 27.6 million dollars have been alocated for a 3 year study to determin if a full scale study is needed. This recomendation will then be passed on to.........
Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and the White House?
A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
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