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The P.C. PC
1) Female and male connectors are replaced by non-gender-specific connectors
2) The turbo/slow button is replaced by the turbo/mhz-challenged button.
3) Screen color shall be fixed to include white, black, brown, yellow and red in accordance with the 1990 U.S. Census racial distributions.
4) Software bugs are now features. Fatal software bugs are now special features. A system crash is now an upgrade opportunity.
5) Floppy disk drives are replaced by relaxed disk drives. Hard disk drives are replaced by tumescent disk drives.
6) Each drive's FAT (File Allocation Table) is replaced by its HEFTY (How Each File Takes Yards).
7) BIOS (Basic Input/Output System) is replaced by the BMCES (Basic Mutually Consenting Exchange System.)
8) Each dialog box must simultaneously display English, Spanish, Creole, French, German, Japanese, Hindustani, Arabic, Swahili and Texan.
9) The on/off switch must be childproof and capable of being used by those with arthritis.
(From Windows magazine)
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