The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Q: What is red and white and screams around Corners?
A: A baby with a spear through it!
Q: What is red and white and hangs from a tree?
A: A baby run over by a snow blower.
Q: What is red and black and covers four square blocks?
A: a baby run over by a street sweeper.
Q: What is red and black and can't go through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head.
þ SLMR 2.1a þ As Einstein once said...."Shut Up! Moron!!"
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