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HOW TO TELL IF A TRUCK IS COMPANY OWNED
It's easy company trucks are different from personal trucks, in these ways:
§ Company trucks travel faster in all gears.
§ They accelerate much faster than personal trucks, leaving tire marks on the pavement.
§ They enjoy a much shorter braking distance, leaving more tire marks.
§ They can take bumps at twice the speed of private trucks.
§ Company trucks normally require oil changes at 100,000-mile intervals.
§ Their floors are shaped like ash trays, and accommodate milk cartons. Coke bottles, leftover food and wrappers.
§ They can be driven a hundred miles or more with the oil pressure light flashing.
§ Company trucks are not designed to be wash, waxed or retain hub caps.
§ They are adapted to allow the transmission to be shifted into reverse while going forward at twenty miles per hour.
§ Their tire walls are designed for bumping into and going over curbs. Company trucks are always used to jump start private vehicles or give them a push.
§ Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning the radio volume up.
§ Company trucks are always used to go after lunch and other personal needs during work hours.
§ All company trucks have many dents in their body inflected by a mysterious person called "Not Me."
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Changes were last made on 05-05-2002
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