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City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name:__________________________ Gang Name:_______________________________
1. Little Johnny has an AK47 with 30 round clip. He ususally misses 6 of every 10 shots and uses 13 shots per drive by shooting. How many drive by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of Cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $35 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his cocaine?
3. Rufus is a Pimp for 3 girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day will each girl have to turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of cocaine to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 to steal a BMW, $150 for a Vette, $100 for a 4X4's, how many more Vettes will he have to steal to have $900?
6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Also, how many more years will he get for killing the bitch who spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 eight ounce cans on sale with 20% extra paint free?
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What is the exact percentage of girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?
9. Tommy is the lookout for the gang. He also has a Boa Constrictor. The Boa eats four small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Tommy makes $700 per week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one weeks income?
10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 MPH, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
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