The Coffee Place's Joke Stack

Q: What's the difference between a computer operator and a system manager?
A: The computer operator gets paid less for sleeping on the job.

Technical Support twits	09-11-1998
Technical Support Tales	09-11-1998
Tech Support Song	09-13-1998

Encyclopedia of Computer Virus's

04-05-1999

If architects had to work like programmers

09-10-1998

Mouse Balls	09-10-1998
The Creation	09-10-1998
Microcomputer Mania - A New Mental Disorder	09-10-1998
Ode to a Spell Checker	03-02-1994
Alice in Unix Land	09-10-1998
Artifical Stupidity	09-10-1998
Great Computer	09-10-1998
A history of the computer era on earth	09-10-1998
The Truth about data compression	09-10-1998
RS232	09-10-1998
The MAC Test	09-10-1998
Computer Sex	09-11-1998
PC Wife	09-11-1998
Windows 4.0	09-11-1998
Battle of the OS	09-11-1998
PC-sex.txt	09-11-1998
What if people bought cars like they bought computers	09-11-1998
Operating System airlines of the world	09-11-1998
If operating systems were beers	09-11-1998
Nevermore	12-02-1995
Diskette care and handleing	09-11-1998
Gilligans Island	09-11-1998
Beverly Hillbillies	09-11-1998
The Brady Bunch	09-11-1998
The Mary Tyler Show	09-11-1998
A day in the life of a computer addict	09-11-1998
Computer Prayer	06-24-1996
Are computers Male or Female	10-17-1996
Computers and Electronics as depicted in movies	09-11-1998
Psycho Webmaster from hell gets a hair cut	09-11-1998
The Nerdity Test	09-11-1998
Proper Care of Floppies	11-23-1996
How to tell if your a high tech redneck	08-01-1998
Taglines	10-06-1998
Computer - Chess jokes	08-22-1998
Funny Unix Error Message	08-22-1998
The Ultimate C Test	08-22-1998
New Programs for your PC	08-22-1998
Hoopla Object Oriented Programming	08-22-1998
Computer Packet Problem	08-30-1998
Nerd Hunting	09-06-1998
The Top 15 Unforseen Consequences of the Millennium Bug	09-06-1998
Millennia Year Application Software System	09-06-1998
Computer bank	09-09-1998
Is your computer Male or Female	12-19-1998
Comparison between Santa Clause and System Administrators	02-05-1999

Advice

09-06-1998

BBS - Internet Jokes

09-11-1998

Q: What did the baby computer say when it got hurt?
A: "I want my da-ta!"

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.

Duct tape is like The Force: They both have a light side and a dark side and hold the Universe together.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot!

Expanded Instruction set for 3081 processor.	09-19-1998
General Email Message	09-19-1998

The computer industry continues to improve bit by bit.

Os/2 is half an operating system.

The problem with computers is that they do what you tell them to do, not what you want them to do.

Those who work with computers have terminal problems.

Why did the computer programmer die in the shower?
The directions said: Shampoo, rinse, repeat.

Computer programmers never die. They just log off.

Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

Definition of a computer virus:
A terminal illness.

CUP Prayer: Forgive us our I/O errors as we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty. Lead us not into frustration and deliver us from power surges. Blessed be the giver of data, patron of the data distressed.

You might be a computer geek if ..	11-08-1998
Java Application Specification	12-27-1998
Sesame Street Goes Interactive	01-23-1999
Rules for Emailing Me	01-23-1999
If life was like a computer	02-26-1999
Windows 95 is a ..	06-28-1999
Bastard Operator From Hell	06-28-1999

Y2K Humor

01-30-2000

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