The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
From : Tim Crist 1:321/132 Fri 14 Jan 94 14:03
"Hello, we're not here. At the sound of the beep, please leave your name, number, address, zip code, height, weight, shoe size, number of hairs on your head, the capital of South Dakota, A backward recitation of the pledge of allegiance, a quick prayer, and the number of ridges in the knuckle of your left index finger. BEEEP!"
And another favorite...
"Hello, you've reached Tim's psychic line. I know who you are, and what you want, so at the sound of the beep, hang up."
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