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From : Nancy Carson 1:363/196 Wed 23 Feb 94 15:39
Anesthesiologists do it unconsciously.
Bigots do it intolerable.
Cardiologists do it heartily.
Drummers do it differently.
Engineers do it mechanically.
Frankenstein did it monstrously.
Gillespie does it dizzily.
Hairdressers do it permanently.
Ivan did it terribly.
Jacob and Wilhelm did it grimly.
King Arthur did it nightly.
Louisianians do it bayoutifully.
Masturbators do it singlehandedly.
Nudists do it barely.
(Nixon did it trickily.)
Oil refiners do it crudely.
Procrastinators do it later.
Reporters do it sensationally.
Shriners do it conventionally.
Thespians do it playfully.
Undertakers do it gravely.
Venetians do it swimmingly.
Wagnalls does it funkily.
Yentas do it nosily.
Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.
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