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Clinton Jokes
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Overheard at a party in Washington: "Hey! Did you all hear the latest White House joke?" Someone then holds up their hand and says, "Hold on there! I work at the White House." That's no problem," says the first, "I'll tell it slowly."
... Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
President Clinton, Hillary, and Al Gore went to ee the Atlanta Braves play baseball. The National Anthem played and everyone stood up. When it was over President Clinton picked up Hillary and threw her into the field. Al Gore says..."Mr President, you are supposed to throw out the first Pitch!"
This fellow goes into a bar and orders a beer. Just as he picks it up he says " Bill Clinton is a horses ass" The guy on the next stool gets up and hits the fellow so hard he is knocked from his stool. The fellow gets up from the floor and drinks his beer and orders another. He picks it up and says " Hillary Clinton is a horses ass". The guy next to him gets up and hits him again. The fellow gets back up from the floor and drinks his beer and orders one more. As the bartender sets it down he says, " I didn't know I was in Clinton country". The barkeep replies " your not, this is horse country"....
Bill was walking on the beach of Cape Cod and ran across a bottle. After opening the bottle, a genie came out and said (Sorry for the quotes) "I've been in that bottle for 3000 years and I'll grant you one wish because you let me out.
Bill said well I've got this problem in Somilia where the croats and the serbs are fighting. Look at this map of Somalia and see what we can do. The genie says " the Croats and the serbs have been fighting for longer than I've been in that bottle. Do you have another wish?
Bill says "the media has been saying that Hillary and Chelsea look dumb on tv. Can we do something about that?
The Genie says "let's take anoter look at that map.
Q: How did Clinton create 14 million new jobs?
A: 13 million of them are comedians.
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