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From : Eric Hamel 1:31761/2 Fri 25 Feb 94 22:21
You guys are gonna' want to deck me after reading this :>
There was this girl walking through the hallway at school. And she overheard some people talking about the green flower. So when she got to class she said to the boy next to her, "What's the green flower?" The kid looked at her and screamed, "What the hell!?" The teacher walked over to their desks and said, "Okay, What's goin' on here?"
And the girl said, "I only asked him about the green flower..."
The teacher said, "Okay go to the principal's office!"
So, she did. When she got there the pricipal said, "Your teacher sent you down here....Why?" And she replied, "I only asked someone about the green flower..."
The pricipal said, "You are EXPELLED! Get out of this school!" So the girl went home, crying and everything!
She got home and her mother asked her why she was home early, and she explained how she was expelled. So her mother said, "Well what did you do?"
She replied, "I asked someone about the green flower!" Her mother stood up and said, "Get up to your room, you father will deal with you when he gets home!"
So she went upstairs and began to cry. Her father got home later and said, "So, I heard you got expelled.....Why?"
She said, "I only asked someone about the green flower."
So her father said, "Pack you bags! You are dissowned!"
So the girl is having a mental breakdown now! But she packs a bag and gets on a bus....She cries and cries, and the old lady sitting next to her says, "What's wrong dearie?"
And she said, "I only asked someone about the green flower..."
Lady had a heart-attack......Well, the driver stopped the bus and said, what's goin' on here?" And the girl said, "I only mentioned the green flower!"
The driver screamed, "Get off my bus I never want to see you again!!" So, she got off the bus and she sees a bunch of people selling green flowers across the street! So she says to one of them, "Please tell me, I have to know. What is the green flower?"
The man said, "I can't tell you that.....But if you go across the street to the Orange house, they can tell you what the green flower is!" So she knocked on the orange house's door and said to the woman, "PLEASE! Tell me what the green flower is!!" The woman said, "I'm sorry, I can't. But if you walk across the street to the Blue house, they can tell you what the green flower is! So she did. She said to the people, "PLEASE!! PLEASE! TELL ME WHAT THE GREEN
FLOWER IS!!!" - The guy said, I'm sorry I can't! But, if you walk across the stree to the GREEN house, THEY can tell you what the green flower is! So, the girl walked across the street and got hit by a bus!
:)
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