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From : Mike Greer 1:259/224 Sat 26 Feb 94 21:11
Subj : When i was born
Hello James!
19 Feb 94 01:52, James Rodriguez wrote to All:
JR> when I was born the doc asked my mom if she wanted a refund...
JR> when I was born the doc slapped my mom.....
When you were born your mother used to tie meat around your neck so the dog would play with you!
You were so ugly when you were born that your mother tied you in your HighChair and fed you with a sling shot.
When you were born your father said 'Oh, what a treasure", and your mother replied, "Yea, lets bury it!"
When you were born your mother said "Oh, what a pretty picture..", and your father said "Yea, lets hang it!"
Mike Greer
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