From : Craig Solomon 1:107/203.1 Thu 27 Jan 94 14:40
Does anyone watch Rush Limbaugh? Anyhow, he is having some fun with Bobbit Trial and so tastfully asked:
Does anyone really believe she will spend any time in a Penal
Institution?
Also, the song: "Love!! It cuts like a knife"!
Mrs. Bobbit was driving along when she threw her husbands dink out the window. Two guys were driving behind her when it suddenly landed on their windshield. One guy says to the other "Did you see that misquito." and the other guy says "Misquito nothing, did you see the size of his DINK."
A New Virus in Town? There is a new computer virus going around.... Its called the LORRETTA BOBBITT Virus
It will take a 210 MB HARD Drive and turn it into a
3.5" Floppy!!!
... Did you know? Ziggy has a sloppy floppy.
Here's a new(er) one:
The topic around the office last week (just before taxes) was whether John Wayne Bobbitt was eligible to file the short form.
We decided yes, but he had to declare the tip as income.
On 04-09-94 21:51, Matt Magnasco was sucked into a big Bobbit, but Andre Maloney saved em..
I learned the 1st Lorena joke as "Lorena Kutchorkokov"
Another (stupid) Lorena joke:
Q: What happens when you call 1-800-LORENA?
A: You get cut off
O.k. here's a visual one, you have to pretend your throwing a ball up in the air, then catch it in your other hand, then back, and back over, then ask someone to guess what it is... keep throwing the imaginary "ball" back and forth... and the answer is...
John Bobbit Playing with himself...
I heard Lorena Bobbitt is gonna start a new career out in Las Vegas.
Apparently she's gonna be working in a casino cutting dEcks...
| ERTNA Penis Protection Program | 08-02-1998 |
| The Bobbitt Prayer | 08-02-1998 |
Lorena was arrested again for trying to slice her new boyfriend but since she missed they could only charge her with a MISDAWEINER.
| The Ballid of the Bobbit Hillbillies | 08-02-1998 |
... Lorena Bobbitt's trial could end up with a HUNG jury.
| Bobbitt Limericks | 08-02-1998 |
Did any of you hear about the new porno movie that J. Bobbitt was in?
I guess that they've already released the the director's _UNCUT_ version. . .
Lorena Bobbitt really DID want sex that night!
She just wanted it "To GO".
| Top 10 things overheard at the Bobbitt trial | 08-02-1998 |
Did you here about the new job that John was offered?
The new spokesman for Snap-On tools.
Did you hear that Senator Bob Packwood just got a new secretary?
Yup! It's Elena Bobbitt!
Why did Lorrena Bobbit get such a light sentence?
THE EVIDENCE WOULDN'T STAND UP IN COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its because of jokes like that that Mr. Bobbit is changing his name (for anonymity purposes) to Les Johnson
Meanest woman in the world:
Hillery Tonya Bobbitt
On the courthouse steps, after his wife's acquittal, John Wayne Bobbit was overheard saying to her:
"No hard feelings"
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbit is going into weather forcasting?
Yup, she's predicting 4-6 inches on the ground by morning!
... Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles.
Did you hear that Lorena Bobbit is dating a golfer?
It's nothing serious, she's just working on her slice (ow)!
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